Remember Doctor Asshole? Well it's become my little game to get to know all my doctor's names; first and last, in an attempt to find the doc with the most unfortunate name. Doctor Asshole, or if you want to be technical about it, Doctor Assol, is still up there with the best of them, but I think he may have some stiff competition.
Sitting in the TB clinic (holding my breath in case the woman across from me who is coughing and spluttering is infectious) my name is called out by a short, bespecled man with a salt and pepper beard. I've never met him before, and as I approach him I realise I'm taller than him, which makes me feel like a heifer.
"Hi [Princesse], I'm Doctor Urine. If you'd just like to follow me, please."
Pah! Doctor Urine...hahaha! Poor guy...
Again, it turns out the spelling is not exactly the same; it's Doctor Uren, but still, it does cheer me up!
Then again, is it completely wise to put all your trust in someone whose name makes you want to pee?
Wednesday, October 03, 2007